assassin is my favorite word because its like 75% ass
bangingpatchouli: when someone bemoans the fact that Dean always puts Sam before anyone else, I want to put my hand on their shoulder, lean close and whisper, “why the fuck are you watching this show?”
I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to...
yourpersonalpurgatory: most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left And they’re cannibals
kaosunseen: dzamonja-swag: rabioheab: i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s me, the teen blogger a house with 8 nuns a drug dealer who drives a hummer a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where...
merllin: it’s been 5 months
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
sadistic-tampon: themano: Pika I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
"Standing too close to exploding dick sends your...
the-fandoms-are-cool: the-last-free-url: Petition for Mark Sheppard to appear in season 3 of Sherlock, so he could be the one actor to play them all, one actor to find them, one actor to bring them all together and in Superwholock to bind them. John Barrowman wishes to follow in his footsteps
I think the sloth fandom is the craziest of all...
bluemysticc: pimey-wimey-dean: I mean Look At These Sloths No really These people are Weirder than The Sherlockians
mynationaltreasure: toinfinityandbeyonce: smilingemoticon: kanyewesticle: usb-dongle: kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning oh my god fucking fandom references WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM? THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
greekgogurt: i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things
project-assbutt: swagandthemangoes: ijustwanttohugdavidtennant: barkingmad98: katsaysmeh: sherlocklovesjohn: has everyone got that one follower who is still a misha Most of us got out of the Mishapocalypse. But some of them… some of them got stuck. And now they can’t get out. There transformation apparently did not went smoothly and now they are Misha. Forever. They stared into...
booksandwildthings: riceballhika: if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath and be like “I AM THAT CHARACTER”
wolfcola: when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner
snoozlebee: dekutree: acceptable pet names: babe baby sweetie cutie pie darling honey unacceptable pet names: boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo cthulhu sweet devil prince in the pale moon light Leslie floor 2% milk Ella Fitzgerald i think you have these mixed up
ironicallyincestuous: x-kitt-x: ghostin-thewalls: sovietkittens: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY I think ned’s doing fine I’d say he’s doing fantastic. i’d say if he did me, it’d be fantastic
tommarvolohiddles: mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography. let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
easterberry-test: fartgallery: tugboatproceedless: fartgallery: is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked *cough* now its your turn *cough* taking off my glove flap A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you… a full glove.
How to acquire friends
~Get box ~Prop box up on stick ~Tie string to stick ~Put items related to type of friends desired under box (eg: Starbucks, galaxy leggings, cheap beer, Asian women) ~Hide behind nearby brick wall ~Wait until someone attempts to remove items from under box ~Pull string ~You have now acquired friends
Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a...
katskinx: whatsafangirltodo: THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION BASICALLY.
jacyndaquil: IM GOING HOST
[At the convention]
Me: *dressed as Molly Hooper* I'm surprised there's no other Sherlock characters here.
Me: Oh. Oh, gosh, there's a fem-Sherlock! An actual Sherlock!
Me: I should probably say something, but what? Shoooot, they're coming my way. Do I just-- Er, hi, um, Sher-- Sherlock-- excuse me? Sher-- uh, would you-- I was wondering if--
Sherlock Cosplayer: *doesn't hear, keeps walking*
Me: ...oh, um, okay... never mind.
Cousin: Well. That was painfully in character.
johnlocked-starkid: lokis-army-at-221b: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: sheisfartoofondofbooks: I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.” The fandom life grabbed my hand and whispered “run”. The fandom life said “The name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221b...
poco-loki: colinmorgs: we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic
thegestianpoet: llcruelj: so what is the purpose of a fandom again porn and sadness
tardis-mind-palace: adrenaline-revolver: Supernatural season finale: Dean grabs Cas and kisses him. Angelic choir is heard. Gabriel descends from the heavens wearing the Samulet. Samandriel raises Adam from perdition. Carver is revealed to be Jesus Christ. World peace is achieved. Your optimism amuses me.
averypottermormon: thetremblingofmyhand: My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font. But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale. Do you see how this might be an issue? you’re my hero
philhowellsfordan: crimeovercoffee: when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just that photo is fucking terrifying
pale-quadrant: pale-quadrant: pale-quadrant: the other day my music theory teacher asked my class if we were tired and the whole class yelled YES so he flipped off the light switch and said “then go to sleep” and then just left the room omfg more recently we got to class and he said to this kid isaac “you hungry?” and he was like yeah so everyone chipped in some cash and we just ordered...
m33wlin: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS fun fact: gym guy now follows me on tumblr hey
thewalkingassbutt: Don’t be attracted to Satan, it’s weird Don’t be attracted to Satan, it’s wrong Don’t be attracted to Satan Don’t be attracted to Satan Don’t be attracted to Satan Don’t - be - attracted…. - …to….- SATAN……….- aw fuck i’m really attracted to satan
goldenclitoris: if u ask what im doing awake at 3 a.m. well i just googled ferret hat and it was the best descision of my whole life