Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
Damn it I need a hug right now. Like one of those hugs that lasts for a few minutes and eventually becomes this cuddle session that last for a few hours, where we don’t have to talk, we just have to hold each other. That’s basically what I want.
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