imagine-assassins:

Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.

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#bEST   

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

594,920 notes   •   September 16 2014, 11:27 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#jeremy   

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

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queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

194,294 notes   •   September 16 2014, 08:49 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Don’t bro where I can’t follow

 - MANwise Gamgee to BROdo Baggins (via thelilnan)
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#cHRIST   

glitter-lisp:

Damn it I need a hug right now. Like one of those hugs that lasts for a few minutes and eventually becomes this cuddle session that last for a few hours, where we don’t have to talk, we just have to hold each other. That’s basically what I want.

201 notes   •   September 16 2014, 08:45 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

awkward-lee:

"Apple and U2 are giving the new album Songs of Innocence to over 500 million iTunes customers worldwide."

image

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ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

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