give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD
FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN
THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN
THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN
everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower
am i macklemore than you bargained for yet?
egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg?
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery