partybarackisinthehousetonight:

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

355,963 notes   •   August 25 2014, 11:35 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
extended-metaphor:

I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD
FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN
THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN
THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN

extended-metaphor:

I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD

FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN

THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN

THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN

485,172 notes   •   August 25 2014, 09:53 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

image

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religiousdad:

am i macklemore than you bargained for yet?

22,034 notes   •   August 25 2014, 09:32 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

porraryanross:

current mood

59,439 notes   •   August 23 2014, 05:34 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#me   

imagineyouricon:

kriegsschiff:

imagineyouricon:

increase egg

no

egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg?

849 notes   •   August 22 2014, 09:16 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#kai   

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

54,938 notes   •   August 22 2014, 09:15 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
ARTIST: Arctic Monkeys
TRACK: No. 1 Party Anthem
ALBUM: AM
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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

113,541 notes   •   August 22 2014, 08:38 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE