I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
I’m probably going to fast this year
How fast are you going?
you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
remember when like all of fueled by ramen would just be featured in each others songs like no one made an album without patrick stump and sometimes travie mccoy would just suddenly be in cobra songs and brendon sang with the cab and it was like you couldnt listen to one band without listening to all of them