when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
unspeakable things would happen if I was stuck alone in a room with a cinnamon roll
ya gon stick ya dick inside the roll
mockingjay was a great book
everyone had a good time
prim had a blast
fun for the whole family
ohmygod i just sent this to my math teacher instead of my final my life is over oh god why
I just got an email back from my teacher
And I scrolled down and
There are two kinds of anime.
The series involves a young man out on a quest with a goal that seems impossible. He is accompanied by a female and male companion. What is their goal you may be asking, simple, to get them all. The protagonist goes through many hardships but thanks to the help of his friends he is able to overcome them. Battling many opponents from large to small, he loses many friends along the way but this doesn’t stop him from going after what he wants more then anything else in the world.
oh my god
I’ve been waiting for this -THX XD
you know what i always thought was kinda neat
when gay couples raise children and you have to pick something other than dad or mom for the kid to call you
because obviously dad and dad or mom and mom is rly confusing for all parties
can i make my future kids call me something really cool and my wife can be “mom”
can i be like megatron
"mommy’s busy go ask megatron"
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along