thegreatzeldini:

omg why have I wasted my life saying I’m bisexual or pansexual when I could be ambisextrous

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

Marauders Era dream cast

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jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

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shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

image

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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ectotechgodhead:

i wanna see that sketch

ectotechgodhead:

i wanna see that sketch

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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